Non-monogamy is on the rise. Meanwhile millennials and Zoomers are experiencing a collective sense of dread as our economic system gives all of our money to like 5 white dudes. Coincidence? I think not!
Even though we're all plunging into certain financial ruin, at least we're in it together! May as well laugh so we don't have time to cry. Buy a shirt about it!
Is it hypocritical for me to criticize capitalism in the description of a shirt I'm trying to sell you? I dunno. Maybe. But hey, he's snarky and self-aware. Maybe that makes it better? Probably not.
