True Love is a Full Party Tee - Green

Sup, nerds? Let's be real. We all share an ultimate fantasy. Something so fulfilling yet so elusive. Something we all desire deep within our souls.

A full and consistent tabletop party.

We want to bravely overcome the quest. We want to go on a magical adventure, defeating any foes along the way. We want to do questionable things with all of the NPCs and random objects to the point the GM becomes infuriated and throws their dice. I don't care if that's what you wrote, Oliver! I WANT TO SEDUCE THE DOOR! JUST TELL ME WHAT CHECK TO ROLL!